Guest columnist

After so many months of ruining kim's reputation, I figure I might as well post a guest column while that slut is studying for finals. So today I arrived in London and I wanted to take kim to a sex shop but obviously she wasn't having any of it (she'll cave soon! soon I say!) . I ended up standing outside the door to her classroom waiting like some hooker on a street corner for her to show up.

Obviously since it was actually a nice day outside in london (big big big shock and gasp) I ended up ditching her boring ass media studies class to go shopping instead. We went back to her flat and instead of having a wild orgy, I applied my clay mask cleanser to clean away the sins so already apparent on my face before going to lunch at this random sandwich place called Titties or Titos or something like that.

By this point, the jet lag had set in, and Whoresome, in a bid to keep me awake, dragged me to Tescos to pick up provisions for dinner (mostly sausages. Uncut sausages galore. oh and cucumbers. Why would kim want so many cucumbers? ;) )

Whoresome is currently sitting on the couch reading some exceedingly uninteresting shit in preparation for her finals while I waste time on her computer downloading gay porn and surfing how-to-be-a-crackwhore- sites for the best street corners to practice my trade here.

More to come later, when we go street walking after dinner (to a cafe of course. The brothel, we'll visit later) .


Slut.